stale rants for 2010-09-09
- nurse jackie is fantastic #
- RT @inrsoul: Just talking about @kueh_lapis; he reminds me of Sailor Moon somehow. *cue glitzy colorful lights* #
- headache. heading home. shall lax and watch some nurse jackie. #
- getting obsessed with field test mode… #
- just across your office hv mah RT @minghao Me too! Lol RT @istedi I WANT THIS! Panasonic Lumix LX5 http://twitpic.com/2mo8n3 #
- iphone 4s available at apple store in funan. but must sign contract. #
- bill gates… sexayyy http://bit.ly/cefUN5 #
- field test mode in office… -77 #
- machines? who needs machines. we have human playing-card-packing-workers http://bzfd.it/dxbFhO #
- *3001#123456#* #
- hmm how come HDR photo only got save 1 exposure… odd #
- warrow crazy weather. sunny n hot with bits of grey cotton candy in the sky. #
- those who updated to ios 4.1, does the updating wipe out the phone data? #
- good grief. Singapore is used as a negative example in today's daily bread. http://bit.ly/aYLoaZ #
- i 2nd the OMFG RT @hamemory: OMFG I MUST RETWEET THIS. RT @inrsoul: I have to admit, Adam Lambert is hotness personified… Ok I admit that! #
- lady gaga stops her concert to break up a fight. http://bzfd.it/bVkGhO she is the awesomeness #
- latest old spice ad… but no isaiah mustafa or swan dives… http://bit.ly/b7NePq #
- nothing to congratulate! dun even noe where that came from… RT @eevonng: @tangenghui @GenkiGenki congrats! @lennel!!!!! ??? #
be an optimist prime
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stale rants for 2010-09-08
- in depressing news… received the letter from ICA to replace my NRIC… #
- starSCREAM!!! RT @yokey017 Do you want to be an Optimist Prime or a Negatron? #
- corgi belly flop! http://bzfd.it/dcmJuA #
- that one is ?? RT @orcfiend: @lennel not pray to… gasp.. ????? @dk #
- ?? RT @dk: For education, pray to ??. For fortune, pray to ??. For protection from harm, pray to ???. Then for deferment pray to who huh? #
- Thanks for the heads up! RT @SGnews: [ST] Heavy rain expected: NEA http://bit.ly/aNgqXF #
- parkour was invented by cats http://bit.ly/bW8jUa #
- poor lyo. no luv RT @CalvinTimo: How weird to have a YOG pass being auction on Ebay. http://is.gd/f04PD The Merly items are popular though! #
- it may give you diarrhea… RT @woosheryl: I'm gonna OD on strepsils again. 3rd one in 2hrs. #
- the heavens are doing spring cleaning today… #
- hark! a vagrant! http://bit.ly/cP7ptW #
- for the ultimate shutterbug… limited edition canon F-1 belt buckle http://bit.ly/bVH7du #
- ok flooding at raeburn park! #
- add a slide out qwerty keyboard to your iphone http://bit.ly/9Q0guB #
- time to bring out the inflatable rafts. #
- omg shuttle bus is leaking. got streams forming. #
- I'm at Raeburn Park. http://4sq.com/ahoZoK #
- ???? ????? http://yfrog.com/1ah4dwj #
- ??? http://yfrog.com/5d6omnj #
- oh dear how'd that happen! #humsupleague RT @smithankyou No mambo for me.. Haha http://plixi.com/p/43852245 #
- jiu = liquor RT @Jianxiong #nowplaying Nobody ? Wonder Girls .. I want nobody nobody but jiu!! #
- RT @hanifn WTF?! RT OMGGG @clicktokill: Wherd?! Maria Ozawa wearing tudung? You got that right http://twitpic.com/2m8gzl #
- for those who like their furniture… there's an ikea catalogue iphone app… #
- do i know them? RT @gnoserif: I know a few. >.> RT new word i've learnt tonight thanks to the internet… barsexual http://bit.ly/5d5Dus #
- new word i've learnt tonight thanks to the internet… barsexual http://bit.ly/5d5Dus #
- my free case is here! so much earlier! http://yfrog.com/n3yb9j #
stale rants for 2010-09-07
- sweet sweet nectar RT @carminekoh @vixlew Ooooh.. Nice. U are making me feel like having some cordon bleu on rocks now, mmmm.. #
- oh no… RT @choyna shall be a baby baby baby (OHHHHHH!) and head to bed nao. gdnite! #
- tonight is the last night of 7th month. smoke will be quite strong. stay home if you have respiratory issues. #
- 8 is the reason RT @rochorbeancurd: If this is necessary,situation r bad. Nokia Hires Pamela Anderson to Promote the N8 http://bit.ly/doDMlQ #
- hate EU? well there's still ASEAN RT @woosheryl: @gnoserif nabei la!!!!! I HATE EU!! #
- RT @whitehairs: Apparently not: http://bit.ly/do9tys @hai_ren: RT: @lennel: Apparently puppies thrown into the river were saved! #
- seems like it's going to be a long night… #
- that's like motion sickness inducing bokeh… RT @GenkiGenki: The Zeiss lens has very interesting bokeh http://twitpic.com/2m25qo @ctham #
- or old cameras w/ no metering!RT @alkanphel: @Tetanus Probably useful for the iPhone camera, otherwise a dslr's own metering would be better #
- here's the yahoo news article abt the saved puppies http://yhoo.it/9XnuRa #
- apparently the puppies thrown into the river by the bosnian teenager were saved! http://bzfd.it/9lMutJ #
- for u star wars fans… midichlorian rhapsody http://bzfd.it/aSx9Ox #
- neo… RT @victed: oh man.. just saw a guy in a black trench coat in sunny Singapore
# - i have no idea wat u guys are talking abt. i just like bleach. haha @CharlesNeo @direcow @mochafrapppp #
- BLEACH! correct one or not? RT @CharlesNeo: @direcow @mochafrapppp bleach + EtBr XD #
- don't bang your head… RT @mochafrapppp: I wanna headbang! #
- before you wish me happy birthday from my earlier tweet, it's not here yet.
# - as long as its not AT&T… RT @singaporenews Singapore to allow 4th mobile phone operator #
- #nowplaying – Fast Cars – Mutya Buena. this version is not bad. from BBC live sessions. #
- received an SMS on my private work number. "Happy Birthday Son. Dad" feeling both emotional and creeped out. #
- #nowplaying Don't stop believing -THE ORIGINAL JOURNEY VERSION #
- are ipads still sold out in stores? #
- iOS 4.1 in 10 minutes by TiPb http://youtu.be/YOSzfs9Fmic #
- 1 more day to iOS 4.1 #
- wah so direct. naise RT @vixlew: @wilfredphua wanna lose your virginity? lol #
stale rants for 2010-09-07
- sweet sweet nectar RT @carminekoh @vixlew Ooooh.. Nice. U are making me feel like having some cordon bleu on rocks now, mmmm.. #
- oh no… RT @choyna shall be a baby baby baby (OHHHHHH!) and head to bed nao. gdnite! #
- tonight is the last night of 7th month. smoke will be quite strong. stay home if you have respiratory issues. #
- 8 is the reason RT @rochorbeancurd: If this is necessary,situation r bad. Nokia Hires Pamela Anderson to Promote the N8 http://bit.ly/doDMlQ #
- hate EU? well there's still ASEAN RT @woosheryl: @gnoserif nabei la!!!!! I HATE EU!! #
- RT @whitehairs: Apparently not: http://bit.ly/do9tys @hai_ren: RT: @lennel: Apparently puppies thrown into the river were saved! #
- seems like it's going to be a long night… #
- that's like motion sickness inducing bokeh… RT @GenkiGenki: The Zeiss lens has very interesting bokeh http://twitpic.com/2m25qo @ctham #
- or old cameras w/ no metering!RT @alkanphel: @Tetanus Probably useful for the iPhone camera, otherwise a dslr's own metering would be better #
- here's the yahoo news article abt the saved puppies http://yhoo.it/9XnuRa #
- apparently the puppies thrown into the river by the bosnian teenager were saved! http://bzfd.it/9lMutJ #
- for u star wars fans… midichlorian rhapsody http://bzfd.it/aSx9Ox #
- neo… RT @victed: oh man.. just saw a guy in a black trench coat in sunny Singapore
# - i have no idea wat u guys are talking abt. i just like bleach. haha @CharlesNeo @direcow @mochafrapppp #
- BLEACH! correct one or not? RT @CharlesNeo: @direcow @mochafrapppp bleach + EtBr XD #
- don't bang your head… RT @mochafrapppp: I wanna headbang! #
- before you wish me happy birthday from my earlier tweet, it's not here yet.
# - as long as its not AT&T… RT @singaporenews Singapore to allow 4th mobile phone operator #
- #nowplaying – Fast Cars – Mutya Buena. this version is not bad. from BBC live sessions. #
- received an SMS on my private work number. "Happy Birthday Son. Dad" feeling both emotional and creeped out. #
- #nowplaying Don't stop believing -THE ORIGINAL JOURNEY VERSION #
- are ipads still sold out in stores? #
- iOS 4.1 in 10 minutes by TiPb http://youtu.be/YOSzfs9Fmic #
- 1 more day to iOS 4.1 #
- wah so direct. naise RT @vixlew: @wilfredphua wanna lose your virginity? lol #
the mysterious birthday SMS
so this morning when i woke up, i went about my usual morning rituals…
1. check personal email
2. check whatsapp
3. washup/do hair/get out of house
4. check office blackberry…
and i saw this sms from an unrecognised number. now my blackberry number is used strictly for work and i don’t even give it to my friends (unless they have my namecard). so it was odd to receive an sms from an unknown number.

now this came as a surprise – both creepy and very emotional. just last night we had a joint celebration of all the september babies at my cell group meeting (to make it easier and cover all grounds rather than have cake every week after church service).
my dad passed away more than 10 years ago, and the only living person who i could think of addressing me as “son” would probably be my cell leader. so who was this? so i guess you could say that i was a little creeped out but more emotional when i saw the message. in fact i still am right now.
but there are no coincidences in this world. perhaps it’s God sending someone to wish me a happy birthday in advance? i think i’ll choose to believe that, and i think i’ll keep the message for now.
—
anyway i thought it was a very sweet gesture so i replied to the sender to tell him he got the wrong number and it was very sweet of him to do that for his son.
stale rants for 2010-09-06
- long bus ride home after cell group. looooong #
- think I need to get my eyes checked. words at a distance starting to blur #
- lesbians… RT @dk The 2010 Census showed that there are 974 men for every 1000 women in Singapore. Then why am I still single? #
- that sounds scary RT @SGnews: [CNA] World's top women bodybuilders to compete in Singapore http://bit.ly/aSJE76 #
- u mst b very very very kind RT @carminekoh: Pymt in kind ok?
RT @woosheryl: Gimme $1,000,000!!! RT @carminekoh: Ask and you shall receive # - woot! RT @vixlew: shit I bought knee high come fuck me boots. #
- fwah RT @SGnews: [ST] Iras collects $29.9b in tax http://bit.ly/9xMWE9 #
- #nowplaying Lebanese Blonde – Thievery Corporation #
- yar… where r u now? AM already? RT @flashmuji: @missy_gi fwah change job more than your nickers one! #
- Sets up! chest out in n out x2. lift yr arm x2, in a circle x2. swang out, hang out, bang out, show ths mf right where ure frm #
- Wht do we hv? Soggy pastas, stone biscuits and mutton muck… RT @yongfook: Army Rations. http://nyti.ms/cLudfd #
- this is sparta! http://bit.ly/aYhsWX #
- 6/9/10 don't forget the last 2… RT @smithankyou: The #humsupleague is calling RT @epitommy: feel funny writing today's date… 6/9 #
- good morning everybadee #
- the Beemer X6 looks kinda autobot ish #
stale rants for 2010-09-05
- special mass at novena church? traffic is going to be bad later. #
- the plan: make them worship until they're exhausted. then an swift electrostatic shock to send then to their graves. muahahaha #
- example of rich ppl with no taste. merc CL 65 AMG with hideous color shifting rims… why Lord why!?? http://yfrog.com/mig5hpj #
- dunno wat to do with my godfinger planet anymore. shall strike down the ppl one by one… #
- noisy night in the neighbourhood. 2 getais. #
- I love grocery shopping. #
- I'm at Velocity. http://4sq.com/bUIceR #
- cannot take it. got to get a haircut #
- think I'll need a haircut today… #
- RT @Amizadai My pastor in today's sermon: Home is not a place, but where your fundamental relationships are. #
- ok something is wrong with twitter #
- poor recovery man RT @gssq @rumpledoodles Oh anyway your face is only half covered
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stale rants for 2010-09-04
- taking a walk http://yfrog.com/ndpwttj #
- I'm at Whampoa Makan Place & Market (92 Whampoa Drive, Balestier Road, Singapore). http://4sq.com/7A6n4Q #
- thats just the mug. imagine wht wld happen if it was the toothpaste… RT @gnoserif @msvindicta Wow you're a dangerous one to cross. O.o #
- the older twitterific nicer leh… #
- reinstalled twitterific and it now works. but where are the settings! #
stale rants for 2010-09-03
- just went to look at diamonds… #
- uploading 600MB worth of working files online for client to distribute. sianzzz #
- have u seen him lately? he's balding… RT @carminekoh: @vixlew Here's some of Alvin's pics. Irresistibly cute right? http://bit.ly/daxOc8 #
- iphone 4 will rule them all RT @janellee: @iammyy haha, i'm having a similar dilemma. iPhone or bb + iTouch. #
- Katong mall or katong shopping centre? @direcow @smithankyou @avalanchelynn @gnoserif #
- madonna?? RT @GrowlyBear: Guess who this old lady is? http://yfrog.com/0r9hwtj #
- oh that one's fantastic… RT @smithankyou: @avalanchelynn the one inside katong mall.. @gnoserif #
- ooh! my griffin iphone case shipped today! ETA 9/9/10! that's 2 weeks early! #
- anyone got spare change for a used lamborghini LP670-4 superveloce? http://bit.ly/blA5Ss #
- digital director's birthday. chocolate cake in the office. that's the 2nd birthday in the office. #
- RT @Jianxiong: Learnt a new phrase today ???? ???? ????? #
- snd so salah… RT @woosheryl: No matter how gross I feel down there, I will still make it for hot instructor's class this evening. LOL! #
- man snores like a goat. goat yells like a man. i believe their souls are trapped in each other's bodies. http://bzfd.it/90yudt #
- better than bananas in pyjamas… real chihuahuas in pyjamas http://bzfd.it/baQpPO #
- serenading unicorn sings culture club http://bzfd.it/dmDqVB #
- Ibuki Reconstruction – Stereo MCs #
- just took a 2nd look at my ipod classic screen and i quietly gasped inside at how low-res the screen looks… #
- makes you wonder if we're worms in a greater universe… “@GuyKawasaki: Human-like brain found in worm http://idek.net/2~zm” #
- wriggled my way into a sliver of space on the train. thankfully most getting off at dhoby ghaut. #
- massage uncle say I'm not that tall just ok. ???? #
stale rants for 2010-09-02
- who is Sally? why do we invoke her when we Lom Chiam Pass? #questionsunasked #
- of course you dooo “@GenkiGenki: Stranger approached me "Excuse me do you know where Hooters is?" – DO I?!” #
- nett nett still got a step forward. not bad la RT @rumpledoodles: two steps forward, one step back. #
- retina display + mobile safari = manga ftw! #
- looking at artwork files for new campaign… does the photog made the guy look like he's got a belly… die #
- even way back in the 70s, mad men used macs… http://bit.ly/9kDwQw http://gizmo.do/cmDx6J #
- a young ian mckellen http://bit.ly/dnMrQy #
- rick astley has a new song! a brand new song in 17 years! http://bzfd.it/bAUk2I #
- I'm at Band Pte Ltd (10, Raeburn Park, City). http://4sq.com/9nsZ5M #
- the E&O express is in the KTM station this morning… #
- guess they figured the shuffle was too minimalist and stuck buttons back on it. #
- looking at all the new toys from overlord J… I wouldn't mind an ?tv #
stale rants for 2010-09-01
- OMFG! RT @MelodyChen_: For the fans…@Twilight quilt covers anyone?! http://twitpic.com/2k6bgm #
- anyone else play lyric legend on iphone? heh #
- 4chan finds out the identity of the girl who threw puppies into the river. let's see how long before she gets lynched.. http://bit.ly/doOSP1 #
- what do u call female turks in rush hours?… hehe RT @daphnemaia: @smithankyou Turks or Turkish la you doinkaboos! Lol #
- what do u call turks in rush hour? turkey sandwich RT @daphnemaia: @smithankyou Turks or Turkish la you doinkaboos! Lol #
- anne hathaway has cut her hair short… still chio lah http://bit.ly/bcQgYw #
- life is about moving from one loan to another… #
- breakdancing kitties http://bzfd.it/bHNWCs #
- why is everyone hitting 24…. @Priscias @wilfredphua in reply to Priscias #
- odd. my twitterific on iphone isn't able to login. anyone else have same problem? #
stale rants for 2010-08-31
- maybe can borrow @aprilyim@vixlew @ilovemudding @woosheryl @carminekoh #
- is the pole performance included? ha RT @vixlew: @woosheryl Okay so guys who wanna come have to pay cover charge #
- dang gurl! RT @woosheryl: I alr have an outfit for @vixlew's party. http://twitpic.com/2jw83x #
- my office admin's ringtone goes "kaching kaching"… think she's reminding us to submit our invoicing… #
- olympus announced a special black edition of the e-p2! i want the black 17mm lens! #
- i think i'm feeling a little stressed. eating a whole lot of snacks #
- time for stale cheesecake… #
- morning every1! @hamemory: @juzmarc @GenkiGenki @smithankyou @stumpbo @BarcookBakery @simontay78 @avalanchelynn #
- you raaaaaaanggggg? RT @mochafrapppp: We should be The Addams Family for Halloween. @direcow #
- christina hendricks was at the emmys… #humsupleague http://bit.ly/9bxb6r #
mike tompkins – acapella rendition of Teenage Dreams
stale rants for 2010-08-30
- I'm at Blk 119 Simei street 1 (Simei). http://4sq.com/aFRJ87 #
- crap. lost one side of my in ear rubber fitting. mono sound… #
- I'm at Band Pte Ltd (10, Raeburn Park, City). http://4sq.com/9nsZ5M #
- everytime i head Miss Independent it reminds me of my ex-colleague @ally_hc #
- looks like it's going to pour again. luckily i brought lunch in… #
- mambo jambo is great for Monday mornings #
- helloooo nurse! RT @cnnbrk RT @CNNshowbiz: Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie) wins the Emmy for best actress in a comedy #
- have you plotted your trajectory in your mind when you see someone who cld cut across your path? dotted lines n all… #
- tiny ppl… RT @geekonomics RT @jowyang: Foursquare claims 3mm users, while impressive growth, Facebook is still 500mm #
- YAY! RT @cnnbrk Jane Lynch (Glee) wins the Emmy for outstanding supporting actress in a comedy series #

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